The plot of durarara!! Is literally “if IM a gang leader and YOURE a gang leader then who’s driving the plane??

#izaya is flying the plane and he’s flying it into the ocean



Thank you for everything homestuck giveaway

Gonna hold a giveaway
What you will win:

  1. one god tier pullover hoodie
  2. two troll pullover hoodies
  3. a scalemate
  4. one print
  5. one vinyl figure
  6. one cosplay tee

Now, I won’t have the money to get them all at once, so you will get them monthly when I have the money for each


  • There will be one winner
  • You must be following me. (I will check)
  • No sideblogs (I will check on that as well.)
  • You must live within the US
  • Likes and reblogs count
  • Winner will be chosen at random
  • Willing to give your address to me
  • One winner

The offical date for when it is over is to be announced as soon as homestuck ends.




i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


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i don’t know how to express/receive affection!! help

*draws oc with grievous, canonical injuries* haha you look like a mummy