it's good to see you

j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

  • not texting back
  • procrastinating
  • painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
  • sleeping a lot
  • being single

theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

hermes-4 replied to your post “i made a frankly bizarre noise when i saw the pic of the bonus pages…”

I’M HLAD U POSTED ABT THIS BC YHEN I AAW THE TAG UPDATED AND NOW I’M SCREMA

AAAAAAAAA BONUS PAGES

i made a frankly bizarre noise when i saw the pic of the bonus pages for rwc i’m so glad there was no one else in the room

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SUPERVISOR AT THE POP GARDEN JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL THAT IS JUST
"Spoons" 
THAT’S IT. THE SUBJECT IS SPOONS AND THE BODY OF THE EMAIL IS “Sent from my iPhone” WHAT IS HAPPENING

averyboneygirl replied to your chat “me: knows that eating a lot of dairy will make me sick me: eats a lot…”

same, but not with dairy. who knew that it could happen i did but i ignored it

dad: do you want the regular or the small size frosty
me: the regular one
dad: don’t make yourself sick
me: i won’t lol

i lied. i did this to myself

me: knows that eating a lot of dairy will make me sick
me: eats a lot of dairy products
me: gets very sick
me: well who saw that coming??

bad habit: typing up long messages and then deleting them

niceghost89:

I GOT MY TEACHER’S PERMISSION TO POST THESE AS LONG AS I DONT MENTION HIS NAME BUT OH MY GOD I LOVE MATH

breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want